by DarkLight107 March 8, 2019
Get the surly drunk mug.1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010
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Get the Draper Drunk mug.A drunk chicken can be one of four things each with a similar meaning.
1. A legit chicken that has ingested too much alcohol in one serving
2. A chicken that is super crazy or wacky
3. A very very drunk person who is acting like a dork or a chicken
4. A CRAZY human that is acting like they are drunk even though they have not in any way shape or form had any alcohol
1. A legit chicken that has ingested too much alcohol in one serving
2. A chicken that is super crazy or wacky
3. A very very drunk person who is acting like a dork or a chicken
4. A CRAZY human that is acting like they are drunk even though they have not in any way shape or form had any alcohol
How they are said
(1) Woah, Cierra that one drunk chicken!
(2) this chicken is acting like a drunk chicken
(3) hey, hey, hey, Mckenley, your a drunk chicken you can't drive!
(4) Emma, are you trying to look like a drunk chicken right now?
(1) Woah, Cierra that one drunk chicken!
(2) this chicken is acting like a drunk chicken
(3) hey, hey, hey, Mckenley, your a drunk chicken you can't drive!
(4) Emma, are you trying to look like a drunk chicken right now?
by THE OG DRUNK CHICKEN SQUAD! September 20, 2018
Get the Drunk Chicken mug.by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011
Get the pukepisspooppants drunk mug.Similar to being Drunk Dialed, it's when someone posts a drunken message on a social site, like Facebook. (Could also be loosely applied to text messages.) Qualifiers are 1) the person who sent the message was drunk when they sent it and 2) the message content is something that they would not have sent if they were sober and usually stated with great feeling.
"My ex-girlfriend drunk faced me last night on my Wall that she wanted me to come over to her apartment for a blowjob, and now my wife thinks I'm cheating on her!"
by Shiroto January 11, 2012
Get the Drunk faced mug.Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them
Person 2: pan au chocolat?
Person 1: um, maybe
Person 2: go home you're fat drunk
Person 1: ok can you help me up
Person 2: pan au chocolat?
Person 1: um, maybe
Person 2: go home you're fat drunk
Person 1: ok can you help me up
by ohdear9762 August 3, 2013
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