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The Drunk Zones
These are the Zones of being Drunk.
1. The Normal Zone
- This is where you are sober, and not drunk at all.
2. The Fun Zone
- You are starting to feel the alcohol and if there is music playing, you might dance to it. But you might not, your not quite that drunk yet.
3. The Zone
- Now your feeling the alcohol and you are likely to dance, even if there isn't any music playing.
4. The Auto Zone
- You are drunk to the point where you cannot drive a vehicle. Not just shouldn't, but can't. You would go as far as to call your parents for a ride at this point.
5. The Twilight Zone
- This is when you are so drunk that you cannot stand without using someone or something to keep you upright. This is where you want to be.
6. The Splash Zone
- This is when you have taken The Twilight Zone a little bit too far.. The Splash Zone is the area around you, because this is when you throw up. Not a fun place to be.
7. The Hazard Zone
- Well.. At this point you have done something stupid, and that is continuing to drink after vomiting.. Congratulations, you very well might have alcohol poisoning and should go to the hospital.
8. The Dead Zone
- You drank too much and made a horrible mistake, this is the zone that nobody wants to reach. Life is valuable so be caution.
1. The Normal Zone
- This is where you are sober, and not drunk at all.
2. The Fun Zone
- You are starting to feel the alcohol and if there is music playing, you might dance to it. But you might not, your not quite that drunk yet.
3. The Zone
- Now your feeling the alcohol and you are likely to dance, even if there isn't any music playing.
4. The Auto Zone
- You are drunk to the point where you cannot drive a vehicle. Not just shouldn't, but can't. You would go as far as to call your parents for a ride at this point.
5. The Twilight Zone
- This is when you are so drunk that you cannot stand without using someone or something to keep you upright. This is where you want to be.
6. The Splash Zone
- This is when you have taken The Twilight Zone a little bit too far.. The Splash Zone is the area around you, because this is when you throw up. Not a fun place to be.
7. The Hazard Zone
- Well.. At this point you have done something stupid, and that is continuing to drink after vomiting.. Congratulations, you very well might have alcohol poisoning and should go to the hospital.
8. The Dead Zone
- You drank too much and made a horrible mistake, this is the zone that nobody wants to reach. Life is valuable so be caution.
Friend: "Yo bro! Which one of The Drunk Zones are you in!!?"
You: "I don't know man! Check it out! (Attempt to stand straight but stumble) Am I in The Twilight Zone yet?"
Friend: "Hell yea! You can't stand for shit!"
You: "Yo, Louie hit The Splash Zone in Phil's car last night"
Friend: "Wow what a douche! I hope he cleaned all that shit up.."
You: "I don't know man! Check it out! (Attempt to stand straight but stumble) Am I in The Twilight Zone yet?"
Friend: "Hell yea! You can't stand for shit!"
You: "Yo, Louie hit The Splash Zone in Phil's car last night"
Friend: "Wow what a douche! I hope he cleaned all that shit up.."
The Drunk Zones by Commander Of Chaos, MSD, FL April 1, 2009
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Still-Drunk
Different from stilldrunk. Still-Drunk replaces a hangover. For those who have thought ahead and drank a bottle of Gatorade and Advil before going to bed, they shouldn't wake up with a headache, but may end up with Still-Drunk.
Also applies to those with Iron Stomachs who simply don't get hangovers.
Still-Drunk can last anywhere from 2-5 hours after waking up.
Also applies to those with Iron Stomachs who simply don't get hangovers.
Still-Drunk can last anywhere from 2-5 hours after waking up.
Still-Drunk by hellyes0 April 28, 2008
Kerry Motta Drunk
Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"
Bartender 2 - "yup."
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"
Bartender 2 - "yup."
Kerry Motta Drunk by Gwatanova December 4, 2010
godzilla drunk
The state of drunkeness where motor skills have decreased to a level where one cannot walk around objects such as chairs, tables, people, lamps and the like, instead walking through such objects knocking them over, causing the drunken fool to look like godzilla.
godzilla drunk by Plastered March 19, 2005
Get Drunk Tuesday
It takes all the negative implications of the day tuesday and flips it up side down.
Turning boring old beginning of the week tuesday
with your normal responsibilities and such into
a badass night.
preferably said with some oomph.
Turning boring old beginning of the week tuesday
with your normal responsibilities and such into
a badass night.
preferably said with some oomph.
1* what are you up to tonight?
2* not shit its tuesday..
1* Oh i beg to differ...
IT'S GET DRUNK TUESDAY!!!
2* Fuckin' A'
2* not shit its tuesday..
1* Oh i beg to differ...
IT'S GET DRUNK TUESDAY!!!
2* Fuckin' A'
Get Drunk Tuesday by Pimp420 May 26, 2008