Dookie Doggie Nipples

When somethings so ass you gotta compare it to a dogs dookie ass nipples

Friend 1: Bro ms Smith is making is goon AGAIN
Friend 2: bro this shit so dookie doggie nipples

by G0B3IN September 24, 2025

Dookiesmirk

dookiesmirk (insult) -
A term used to describe someone who’s ass at whatever they’re trying to do, usually while acting like they’re good at it.

Alternative forms:
dookiesmirking (verb): “Stop dookiesmirking, just give up on foenem.”

Bro can't even ollie on his board but still talks trash to us - dudes a dookiesmirk

by milosickss October 28, 2025

Dook

A slang word for weed, or any type of weed based product

Yo bro trynna hit the dook? Or I’m dooked out right now!

by Dookmcgee November 27, 2025

double dooker

a horrible put down to the fullest extent. the worst thing you could call someone. possibly could be used as a racial slur in some situations. First coined by Will Watson and Badman Bokator in 2008

Get out of my face, you double dooker.

That Brian kid is such a double dooker.

by Jeklis October 27, 2010

mountain dookie

The nasty-ass shit you take after chugging four cans of mountain dew in the morning. Also known as mountain deuce.

Yo man where's Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere. Class starts in 10 minutes.

I think he's on the can dropping a mountain dookie.

by Pdoody July 13, 2012

Cookie Dookie

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.

I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018