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Doo doo diaper headass nigga

When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.
Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.

Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!

Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.

Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.

Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!

Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco Macías Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake February 1, 2024
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Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.
Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.
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not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.
by DavilMorn April 4, 2024
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Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.
"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.
by A guy from Jerzey February 3, 2025
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Special Expanded Diaper

Unlike a regular diaper that puts an emphasis on being absorbent, a Special Expanded Diaper (SED) emphasizes expansion over absorption.
Oh gosh, Ted is leaking again. They can hold a lot more but these Special Expanded Diapers are as leaky as can be.
by kd_whoever February 20, 2026
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The Pied Diaper

Levi Gravy is the Pied Diaper of the Poo Parties I go to.
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Put the Bible in the drawer

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.
by Conner Grant February 7, 2018
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