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Carkinson's Disease

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.
I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!
by Nappinappi November 18, 2010
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Coat Hanger Disease

When the shirt you're wearing retains the shape of the coat hanger it was on, similar to "hanger bumps".
You need to wet the shoulders of your shirt because you have coat hanger disease.
by KatForrest April 4, 2011
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New Yorker's Disease

In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.
Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.
by greenlite350 August 12, 2012
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Old Man Tongue Disease

when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!
by therealdow August 27, 2012
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floppy head disease

The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle
Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.

After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
by Boogiedownbronx June 3, 2013
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green puss disease

A highly lethal and contagious STD that causes small green growths around your vagina (which is either obtained by way of the disease or preexisting). These growths burst and omit a glowing green waste product.
DAMMIT, I GOT GREEN PUSS DISEASE FROM THAT HOBO ON FOURTH AND MAINE!!!!!!!
by the omnipotent garage door January 31, 2014
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The Online Insult Disease (TOID)

(TOID sounds funny.) The overuse of insults you commonly see on YouTube comment sections, or arguments on Facebook. Such words as fag, bitch, pussy, queer, ho, (sometimes) nigga, lame-ass, dumb ass, dick, and a ton of others can probably be named, but there's too many, because people have such an amazing vocabulary, even though most of them spell like kindergartners. Also, when faced with a good comeback, they either:
1. Say the exact same words they used again.
2. Say stupid, having nothing else to say.
OR
3. Close the browser window, obviously feeling defeated.
TOID victim: ur a fag.

Smart Person: A fag is a bundle of sticks.

TOID victim: shut the fuk up dumbazz niqqa.

Smart Person: Dang. You're pretty old for a 2nd Grader...

TOID victim: ur stoopid. *closes browser window*

The Online Insult Disease (TOID) that you'll probably see mainly on YouTube.
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