Clout Disorder

Clout Disorder: The disorder in which a person with a lot of clout becomes to full or him/her self and ignores anyone he may deem "unpopular."

that guy Sponker has clout disorder, he wont even axe duel me!

by GilgatheMaster September 18, 2021

Babyface Disorder

When an individual is much older than they appear

John: " I wonder how that 17 year old snuck into this bar."

Steve: " Oh, I overheard him talking to the bouncer, he's 21, he just has Babyface Disorder."

by BD Alpha October 2, 2021

HVID Hopping varying identity disorder

Hopping varying identity Disorder means that varying on what, it could be anything, it varies f.ex if you have it on ADHD maybe sometimes you can concentrate perfectly but when you're doing something else you can't concentrate at all. But you can also have it on multiple things at once. (not real disorder)

Person 1-Hey didn't you have HVID Hopping varying identity disorder?
Person 2-Yeah..
Person 1-On what?
Person 2-Social Anxiety.

by The painfull spatula October 7, 2021

Oppositional defiance disorder

When someone is constantly defying anyone who doesn't agree with them

Every time someone confronts or opposes my friend lisas view she automatically go into her oppositional defiance disorder mode

by Manuel59manuel July 22, 2021

symptoms disorder

When you have symptoms linked to multiple disorders, mental illnesses, and/or neurodivergencies but can't pinpoint which one is you. This is not an actual diagnosis, rather it's for the people who cannot be professionally diagnosed and are trying their best themselves.

"Dude idk what's up with me. I'm always anxious and sad. people keep telling me I'm being rude but I don't understand what they mean"
"might be depression. or anxiety. or ADHD... no, you just have symptoms disorder"

by Behee July 30, 2021

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021

CAP Disorder

Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.

"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!

by Whon Kick August 7, 2021