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season-end affective disorder (sad)

That feeling of inexplicable sadness you get when a TV series or book series ends.
'You haven't been out all week, what's wrong with you??' 'Sorry, Game of Thrones ended last week and I feel like part of me has died' 'oh, you have season-end affective disorder (SAD), I've been there'
by Josee August 1, 2015
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melania disorder

Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.

Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.

People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!
Someone with melania disorder: "I am Patrick Bateman"

Jack: "No you just have melania disorder"
by Codfish4 January 10, 2025
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Bi-PFP Disorder

people who change their pfp too often and can never settle for one are considered to have Bi-PFP Disorder
Tim -hey, spiritz and nevify must have Bi-PFP Disorder they change their pfp at least 3 times a day. John - Ikr they must have it they are such losers
by tpneospike November 16, 2021
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jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.
He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.
by kmrtnz April 25, 2022
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Societal Sensitivity Disorder

A theory founded by Dr. Clark Peterson where people get offended over the smallest thing. It is currently unknown whether this mental illness is curable however things like therapy, open mindedness and befriending people who have different viewpoints may help.

The term “snowflake” is also a derogatory name for people with societal sensitivity disorder.
Jeff: All I said was I don’t like country music and she got super offended.

Ron: Be careful I think she has Societal Sensitivity Disorder
by Robert Wingate Kinte January 11, 2022
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Molly disorder

When you swallow ice cream and it burns your throat like whiskey.
Damn Bro that ice cream burned my throat like a shot of cheap whiskey holy shit I have Molly disorder.
by Sasquatch Mafia June 25, 2024
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playboyškatla disorder

playboyškatla disorder is when a person is making up scenarios, and then overthinking about it, and then saying ''how are u?'' to his friend and then starts complaining about it and then pushes people away and starts being uga buga big dum dum. His words are as meaningful as screaming turtles! USELESS! When u tell them and try to help them because ur their friend, he says GO AWAY, but hit me up when u have problems. Sadly doctors haven't found the cure for this diagnosis, BUTTTT the legend says that you just have to invite them to play league.
person 1: how are u?
person 2: DONT ACT LIKE U CARE, UR ASKING ME THIS JUST CUZ U NEED TO!
person 1: ehmmm wtf
person 2: STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
person 1: i diagnose u with playboyškatla disorder!
by bigsmartsmart April 23, 2022
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