Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.

The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.

by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

When girl gives you head with mouth full of dip

Oh yeah bro, she gave me a fucking Sloppy Dallas yesterday

by The Polish dude October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

when your girl gives you a blowjob but she packs a fat lip before hand

jane: hey babe, i wanna try something in bed tonight

bob: what is it jane?

jane: its called a sloppy dallas

bob: sure jane we can try it

by poopy butt man October 15, 2020

Extra Dirty Dallas

An Extra Dirty Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of tobacco dip and barbeque sauce

Billybob: damn Gator I can't believe Darlene gave you an Extra Dirty Dallas!!

Gator: I can't believe Darlene knew what an Extra Dirty Dallas was!! my dick's been hurting for weeks

by The_gigolo_with_the_most_below October 27, 2020

sloppy dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl with a mouth full of dip

My cousin gave me a sloppy Dallas last night.

by Clumsymisfit October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl gets a mouth full of dip and sucks you off.

Girl friend: “Hey babe Do you want a sloppy Dallas?”
Boy friend: “Sure babe”

by Me-bich August 14, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob with dip, or some form of Chewing tobacco in your mouth.

Doo: “im horny as fuck”
McNasty: “get Kugo to give you a sloppy Dallas”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020