daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

by Frets & Such February 28, 2017

Dairy Queen

A girl with massive tits.

Look at that hot Dairy Queen over there

by JC82 August 21, 2020

Dairy Queen

(noun) - A homosexual male who has received a facial (the 'milk' has been painted on his face).

- A gay guy with bukkake all over his face.

"Don't mess around with boqueefa, out of drag he's a total dairy queen. The damned slampig even has a gloryhole in his bedroom."

by shadowkunai September 6, 2011

DailyRoLord

YouTuber and Discord owner who makes videos about plastic ninja

That YouTuber is a real DailyRoLord!

by jayfiller November 8, 2020

dairy queen

When you stick your dick in chocolate dipping sauce and get a blow job

tristin got a dairy queen from colin while watching a fat people show

by Todd Elmran September 13, 2010

dairy queened

When you go to Dairy Queen and dip your fist in the butterscotch hard shell, wait for it to dry, then punch someone in the face thereby shattering the shell of butterscotch goodness all over them.

-Yo i totally dairy queened that bitch.

-I performed a hybrid move on dag's mom, the dairy queen donkey punch, she is a whore.

-I dq'ed sally, then she performed felatio on me.

by Biddo July 29, 2008

Taking the dairy

When one person takes the blame for the crimes of another, or is the designated fall guy for a gang crime.

"Everyone knows Al Megrahi didn't do it, he's just taking the dairy."

by StanVarga August 24, 2009