crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.
Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch
by thomas jenkins June 26, 2007
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fire crotch

someone suffering from std's of a nature that cause burning/itching in the crotch area.
I wouldn't mess with that girl if I were you, I heard she's got the fire crotch.
by liztastic March 15, 2009
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Crotch Pocket

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.
1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.
by MommaElla December 20, 2009
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crotch pocket

The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.
In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket
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Crotch Vodka

Vodka that has been stored next to someones crotch for an amount of time.
Guy 1: You want a drink?
Guy 2: Sure what is it?
Guy 1: Just some Vodka i had in my messenger bag.
Guy 2: Thats totally Crotch Vodka.....But hell yeah pour me one!
by Arcanum Arcanorum November 23, 2009
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Crotch Master

One male who can either do a full split without popping a testicle, or a squatting king.
"Yo man I'm a level 32 Crotch Master"
by Drumphillia December 29, 2015
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funny crotch

when someones pants don't fit correctly, leading to bunching and inappropriate outlines
I'm sure he was interesting, but i was distracted by his funny crotch.
by 8not8my8real8name July 22, 2012
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