crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

by thomas jenkins July 27, 2007

fire crotch

someone suffering from std's of a nature that cause burning/itching in the crotch area.

I wouldn't mess with that girl if I were you, I heard she's got the fire crotch.

by liztastic March 15, 2009

frost crotch

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

by Datbass January 7, 2014

crotch fleas

Pubic or crab louse AKA crabs. also know as public lice. they're parasitic insects that infect one's genitals.

Yo, I banged this one chick and she gave me crotch fleas.

My nuts are so itchy from these crotch fleas!

by brownie23 October 16, 2009

Crotch Feast

(v.) when you spill crumbs onto your pants around the crotch area, and then proceed to eat them.

I do it myself, but it just looks creepy when other people have a crotch feast.

by Blaze200038 March 6, 2011

Lobby crotch

When a chick has a man but still has a lot of guy "friends" waiting to slide up in it when her boyfriend screws up.

"Kenda is a cool ass chick but she's got lobby crotch going on."

by DatMoFo.from.the.951 May 31, 2021

Chutney crotch

A person with red hair whos pubic hair matches the hair on their, e.g. Redheads

Hey, look at timmy, he has a chutney crotch

by Benjisilence February 12, 2009