edge of a cracker

The most Caucasian out of all Caucasian people

Damn bro Alexis was so white she is the edge of a cracker

by Booming July 28, 2016

piplop graham cracker

A short bucktoothed italian who hates everything but community. He spends his free time watching vampire diaries. And he adores his khakis. He thinks he's jeff but he's not kool enough 4 dat. He luv his bestie ricky wilhelm schulz they iz tight skurrr skurrr.

wow who's that shortie next to ricky?
oh i think thats piplop graham cracker

by ___o_o___ March 3, 2017

Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018

stood on your cracker

To do something stupid

I can't believe you got arrested again. You stood on your cracker again, didn't you?

by Annebath August 19, 2018

Hide the cracker

Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.

One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.

Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!

* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.

by Hidenseeker November 6, 2018

faux urban cracker kid

Cringy white pothead normies in middle school who wear hoodies, say stuff like chill, fax, THOT BEGONE, oof, snack, bruh, squad, gucci, fam and act/talk like 2014 nibbas. usually worship hell-tier rappers like lil pump and cannot have an IQ fit to comprehend originality, roaming the suburbs of american shitholes this present day.

F.U.C.K. them faux urban cracker kids trying to cancerize my twitter feed with their oversaturation of me_irl, roblox and caillou memery

by PorcupineCanadian January 7, 2019

soak your crackers

It means to calm down, and expression

Fred: I'm so freaked out right know i'm so stressed
Mark: Soak your crackers, dude
Fred: fine

by Smart P. Blart April 12, 2019