cum cracker

when a white guy or girl is a pick me

maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker”
mckayla: “no im not!”

by deez mf nuts. May 6, 2022

Butthole Cracker Wacker

someone who makes you mad and is a butthole cracker wacker

OMG SHUT UP BUTTHOLE CRACKER WACKER

by morrrr September 2, 2022

Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker

Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker

by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022

whole wheat cracker

A black person who acts white.

Did you hear Darryl listening to country he is such a whole wheat cracker.

by johnny17 January 27, 2014

edge of a cracker

The most Caucasian out of all Caucasian people

Damn bro Alexis was so white she is the edge of a cracker

by Booming July 28, 2016

piplop graham cracker

A short bucktoothed italian who hates everything but community. He spends his free time watching vampire diaries. And he adores his khakis. He thinks he's jeff but he's not kool enough 4 dat. He luv his bestie ricky wilhelm schulz they iz tight skurrr skurrr.

wow who's that shortie next to ricky?
oh i think thats piplop graham cracker

by ___o_o___ March 3, 2017

Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018