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crack a joke

A Philadelphia Area expression, used by residents in the Great Philadelphia area meaning rolling a blunt of weed and then smoking it
Person 1- "I'm bout to stop at the In & Out to grab a dutch."
Person 2- "What you 'bout to do, crack a joke?"
Person 1- "Yeah, I got that good good."
by norristude March 21, 2014
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Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly
Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack
by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015
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sour crack

She shaves her pubes so you can see her sour crack.
by jormeidt April 6, 2007
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Animal Crack

Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".

Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...
Mel: Gotta play Animal Crack. Haven't seen the exotic bed yet.

Robb: Or, you could go to work.
by mgdu February 22, 2008
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crack back

1. (noun) The white or gray film that forms on the inside of a glass dick after smoking crystal meth.

2. (verb) The act of "melting" the aforementioned film off of the glass dick while inhaling the resulting smoke in an attempt to get high after you've smoked all your d.

3. (verb) The action and reaction of recrystalization of crystal meth when melted completely and then cooled.
Look at all the crack back on the inside of this pipe! Someone must have smoked a teener to their dome.

My roomate smoked the rest of my shabs and now I'm stuck cracking back!

I can't believe this shit is good! It's actually cracked back!
by Shabarella July 10, 2005
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Crack on

1. A term to motivate an individual or group of people to get on with a task in hand, especially after being demonstrated or explained the task first. Similar to get a move on.
2. Understand or see. By not inderstanding what someone meant verbally, or not seeing something so not knowing what was happening. Usuallly not seeing or under something that was meant as a joke. Similar to catch on.
1. 'hurry up and crack on with it'. Or 'get cracking'
2. 'did she see?' 'no she didn't crack on to what you were doing'
by sweetiecandykim June 27, 2010
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Crack Ass

The unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones bum properly. It is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.
"Man! Walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack ass"
by sefff October 20, 2008
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