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cooter cubes

ice cubes that have been inserted in a pussy
that stripper took a ice cubes from my jack&coke and put it in my mouth. that was a good cooter cubes
by mfnporter85 October 16, 2010
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Coota

There is no denying that this word means vagina Jarrod so enjoy this cute mug and hb ;)
"Coota is kewl"
by heybitchesxo June 25, 2018
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bumpin cooter

Lesbian sex act in which the two participants rub their vulva against one another to stimulate the clitoris.
Did you see those two bitches on zanax bumpin cooter?!
by Double dragon April 1, 2009
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Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love
by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008
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eat that cooter pie

A phrase of praise for heterosexual homophobic males who like eating pussy. Meaning to eat that cat. Or to go muff diving
by CCBguys November 13, 2020
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cootie patoottie

one that possess symptoms of cuteness. Often they are very ugly and we are in fact laughing AT them.
They are such "cootie patooties" that when we are around them we often have incontainable bursts of threats such as "YOUR SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE IM GONA RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT AND THEN IM GONNA CHOP YOU UP AND KEEP YOU IN MY FREEZER!!!"
"cootie patooties" have this affect on most people and generally they are un-aware of their impact on other people. They casually parade around their irresistable desire while people around them become overcome with passion and anger upon seeing them they they begin swearing and hurting themselves and/or others
when you see a cootie pattootie beware not to look them in their eyes because that is where most of their power lies. their cootie patootiness goes off the radar when they do something very sweet and stupid such as buy you a pizza but eat it on the way to your house and throw it up on your favourite dress. they're always doing crazy things like that.

An example of what happens: steffi: andy is sucha cootie patootie
caroline: I KNOW I CANT TAKE IT
steffi: look there he is right now!
caroline begins to punch the wall: I CANT TAKE IT HES SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE AND I WANT TO CHOP OF HIS LITTLE LEGS AND USE THEM AS CHOP STICKS AND I WANT TO SET HIM ON FIRE AND KICK HIM OFF A BALCONY HE MAKES ME SO FIERY WITH PASSION!
steffi: QUICK caroline! look away! before you do something you'll regret
cootie patoottie for life
by ninjasofchinatown October 9, 2008
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cooterphobia

Kelly has cooterphobia cause she loves penis
by ohmygod April 30, 2007
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