cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

Cookie Run Kingdom

Cookie Run Kingdom, (Also known as CRK in abbreviation) is a mobile RPG and gacha game available on Google Play Store and App Store. It began to be more popular during October 2021, as-well their other game "Cookie Run: OvenBreak". The game is mostly directed for fighting every kind of creature during the cookie's adventure.

Person: "What's Cookie Run Kingdom?"
Cookie Run Kingdom player: "Oh, it's like a game where you fight in different areas and get new cookies."
Person: "Sounds fun!"
Cookie Run Kingdom player: "Yeah! My favorite cookie is Hollyberry :)"

by Izabel T November 23, 2021

old people cookies

soft cookies, usu. comtaining some sort of soft jelly filling. esp. if sold in a small white bag by pepperidge farm.

Everytime we go to my aunt's house, she serves us old people cookies.

by Urinehat February 12, 2007

best cookie ever

Chocolate chip cookie

The best cookie ever is the chocolate chip cookie. Oatmeal raisin can go suck it.

by the cookie master October 16, 2006

cookie thumper

a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.

guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper

by shesleeps February 22, 2014

Want a cookie?

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.

Fred: Dude, my balls dropped today!
Tim: Wow, want a cookie?

by EdY May 14, 2004

Woman's Cookie

Another word for a woman's vagina.

"She was keeping her woman's cookie away from her spouse."

by HellRaiser June 15, 2014