joseph cook

thicc nigga il like is sweet tasty lucias cake

i like cock and joseph cook

by neckbeard_16266161 December 6, 2017

foot cook

An uncleanly act of cooking food and typically referring to Indians as their clarity is practically nonexistent. It can be seen in many online videos of these people cooking with their dirty hands and/or feet.

I don't eat that food, a bunch of scammers and foot cooks from what I've gathered.

by Olibark September 18, 2023

Cooking

A slang term for sorting issues related to eCTD's (Electronic Common Technical Document)

She is cooking this eCTD

by Legendofgod9944rt6ghscrg March 12, 2024

I'm Cooked

Another way to say you're fucked

Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.

by Ojizzle March 30, 2024

combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

by VinceVegas January 24, 2020

Now we’re cooking with spruce!

Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid

Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!

by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025