Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

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Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend

Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend

by E Inah Pets April 7, 2021

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Cook

Cook is a kind tall person who gives amazing hugs and listens to amazing music . They might have some issues with themselves but there friends are always there to lift there spirits

There's cook they are so tall they look like a giraffe

by Bakugos_wifu April 21, 2021

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Cooked

Used to describe items that are worn out and unusable.

It's time for me to buy a new pair of sneakers because my present sneakers are cooked.

My computer is cooked, since the screen stop working.

by TobeMac April 28, 2021

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Cooked

Someone who has fried their brain due to methamphetamine usage

Man that bitch is COOKED she needs a sandwich and a nap.

by KrashBandiKoot1453 June 2, 2021

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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.

“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.

by SoFlorida June 4, 2021

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