coffin varnish

Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.

I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.

by rumpuskat July 30, 2009

Columbus Coffee Shot

The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and swallowing it.

Joe starts off every day with a Columbus Coffee shot in bed.

by Dennis Oney March 6, 2004

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

coffee bean

a term for a black girls camel toe.

Oh snap check out sistas coffee bean ova there. I love spandex tights.

by PoolGuy4L June 15, 2010

coffin bait

someone who is obessed with, and wants to be bitten by a vampire. Used in the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter books.

by the_crazy_faerie August 21, 2003

California Turnaround Coffee

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.

It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.

by Red_Baron March 30, 2009

Coffee Grind

When someone rubs or grinds their ass crack on someone or something leaving behind a coffee colored stain that smells and tastes like feces.

I took Will's hat in the bathroom and coffee grinded it. Now it smells like my ass!

by Xo'clock November 10, 2009