Clown Check

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.

God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.

by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022

clown alien

Someone who doesn't know any clow aliens.

Use as a noun would normally be used you freaking lonely clown alien

by mr.andms.mr.andms. April 16, 2022

Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.

Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!

by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022

Clown Shit

Used as an embarrassing statement to another person. Same thing as a "Fag."

Bob: Yo what u doin later tonight?
Jim: Droppin off kyle, n his buddy. couple clown shits to be honest with ya.

by ChrisLongBalls July 5, 2011

clown town

An area of town frequently inhabited by hookers. Clown comes from the heavily-applied whore-makeup or clown makeup.

"Me and my friends were cruisin through downtown, when we turned down Broadway we noticed frickin' hookers everywhere. it was a real clown town down there."

by Jean-Luc Picard May 18, 2006

Clown Food

The act of eating nothing but sweets, lolly pops, fizzy drinks, anything colourful and/ or bad for you.

Girl 1- ' hey, are you going to share those skittles and maltesers' ?

Girl 2- ' sure, i have enough clown food to last me all day'

by unico2525 September 2, 2010

clown it up

when you're putting on your makeup in the car, early in the morning trying to hide the bags under your eyes from late night partying, and your best friend is driving all crazy so the makeup ends up looking like a clown

Yo, don't make that crazy u-turn into traffic ahead. I'm putting my make up on, and you're going to clown it up.

by joseszipper September 8, 2010