Captain Jackson

A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.

Hey, did you hear about that amazing place? Yeah it’s called captain Jackson!

by Kaymmm March 21, 2020

Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Captain Capri

A trash ass guy. He’s lame af and can’t play rainbow 6. Has a bomb ass wifey though. Don’t know how this guy has friends.

Omg this trash ass player named Captain Capri needs to be off the team!

by Videogame girl 420 May 28, 2020

Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain d

Another word for dickpic

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"

by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021

Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.

Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!

by Credible Threat May 7, 2021

captain sus

When you are leading a group of sus people and your the susest of the sus.

I'm the susest man alive, call me captain sus

by therapistgod June 1, 2021