A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
by pastramillion November 15, 2018
Get the Canadian microwave mug.The state of having sexual arousal but not being erect enough to preform adequate sexual intercourse. This condition occurs occasionally when preforming sexual intercourse several times in a row as well as when you have had a bit too much to drink. Recovery is as simple as allowing the girl to preform fellatio until proper performance can be achieved
by Lukie Luke October 1, 2010
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a canadian that joins the u.s. marines
by seth dowie February 4, 2008
Get the canadian jew mug.Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.
by Papa B-16 May 10, 2005
Get the canadian heritage moments mug.Firstly a man must stick his own index finger into his pee hole up to the first knuckle. Then slowly remove index finger and insert a lit cigarette (filter first). Quickly begin to have rigorous and sweaty buttsex with another man. If the cigarette falls out of the first mans pee hole the partners must then switch positions. This act continues until either a.) You use an entire pack of cigarettes or b.) you ejaculate onto cigarette. If scenario b occurs the ejaculator then makes the other partner smoke the cum drenched cigarette.
by BOATS! July 30, 2009
Get the Canadian Exhaust Pipe mug.A "canadian goouche" is a person who wears extreme winter gears during non-winter conditions.
It is the combination of the words "canadian goose", which is a brand that sells Artic equipments, that are meant to be worn during extremely cold (-40C) temperatures, such as winter coats, and a "douche" which is a brainless individual.
It is the combination of the words "canadian goose", which is a brand that sells Artic equipments, that are meant to be worn during extremely cold (-40C) temperatures, such as winter coats, and a "douche" which is a brainless individual.
Example 1
Dude1: It sure was cold this morning. So much that i had to put a jacket on for the first time of the autumn.
Dude2: Ya, that doesn't beat Mike however, our local canadian goouche who not only wore gloves this morning but he was also dressed w/ his artic winter coat! What will he be doing when it'll actually be snowing...?
Example2:
Weather forecaster: This week we shall be have colder temperatures as we could feel some freezing on the ground...
Canadian goouche:Thank God my mom washed my artic coat last week so i won't feel any of the freezing it'll be!
Dude1: It sure was cold this morning. So much that i had to put a jacket on for the first time of the autumn.
Dude2: Ya, that doesn't beat Mike however, our local canadian goouche who not only wore gloves this morning but he was also dressed w/ his artic winter coat! What will he be doing when it'll actually be snowing...?
Example2:
Weather forecaster: This week we shall be have colder temperatures as we could feel some freezing on the ground...
Canadian goouche:Thank God my mom washed my artic coat last week so i won't feel any of the freezing it'll be!
by dr_manian November 13, 2011
Get the canadian goouche mug.a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!
Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".
by POOKIE December 29, 2011
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