Canada's History

Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"

Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.

by jjd241 February 8, 2010

Canada's history

a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

It takes FOREVER to do Canada's history right. And you smell of syrup for days.

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.

Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.

by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010

Canada's history

The nastiest sex attacked done by Stephen Colbert.

Stephen was doing a "Canada's history" to this lady in "The Beaver" magazine. But the magazine got filtered out by porn filters.

by IhateDCsnowstorms February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.

Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.

by Eadams51 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sex act inflicted on the United States by Stephen Colbert.

"I got herpes exploring Canada's History."

by abaum February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act where a French man poops into the vagina of a Canadian woman.

In Germany, there a fetish magazines dedicated to Canada's History!

by n0divisi0n February 4, 2010