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Canada's History

A depraved sex act inflicted on the United States by Stephen Colbert.
"I got herpes exploring Canada's History."
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a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
It takes FOREVER to do Canada's history right. And you smell of syrup for days.
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Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.
Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010
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A sex act where a French man poops into the vagina of a Canadian woman.
In Germany, there a fetish magazines dedicated to Canada's History!
by n0divisi0n February 4, 2010
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To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.
That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.
by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010
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Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.
Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.
by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010
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Too despicable, too depraved even for Urban Dictionary. Sarah Palin is rumored to have stumbled across the sex act during a recent trip to Canada. After sharing a hearty breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup with the Pittsburgh Penguins, Palin was attempting to "dismantle" a set of moose antlers above the dining room table with the help of Sidney Crosby. While he struggled to hold both the ladder still with one hand and balance the Stanley Cup in the other, Sarah lost her footing and the rest is history. Canada's History.
"'Canada's History' makes some people feel good and other people feel bad." - Joyce King ... more or less.
by mshanl1026 February 4, 2010
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