Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
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Get the Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry! mug.When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.
You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.
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1. to call one out on a complete flasehood
2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation
3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth
2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation
3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth
1. "i am the coolest person in the world"
"i call bullshit"
2. "we've got a 15 page paper due tommarow boyo, and it has to be written entirely in sanskrit"
"i call bullshit"
3. "george w. bush is a great president"
"i call bullshit"
"i call bullshit"
2. "we've got a 15 page paper due tommarow boyo, and it has to be written entirely in sanskrit"
"i call bullshit"
3. "george w. bush is a great president"
"i call bullshit"
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by Maxx Casey October 2, 2006
Get the Birmingham booty call mug.A type of mobile phone missed call where the caller deliberately cancels a call after it has started ringing but before the recipient can answer. An act designed to encourage the recipient to phone the caller back, thereby making the original recipient pay for the call.
by Robert Dawes January 19, 2009
Get the drop call mug.1. Attempting to sell a package of TV channels to a person who does not own a TV.
2. Attempting to get the person who has just stated that he does not own a TV to go and buy a TV.
3. Attempting to convince this person to go and find all his friends and family members who have a TV to switch to the package of TV channels being offered.
4. Attempting to convince the same person who has already has a mobile phone with 17 months on his contract left to run that he should break his contract in order to buy a new mobile phone from the cold caller.
5. Attempting to convince the same person who still doesn't want a TV package or new mobile phone that he should purchase a backup phone in case his current mobile is lost.
I am that person, and this is a true story.
2. Attempting to get the person who has just stated that he does not own a TV to go and buy a TV.
3. Attempting to convince this person to go and find all his friends and family members who have a TV to switch to the package of TV channels being offered.
4. Attempting to convince the same person who has already has a mobile phone with 17 months on his contract left to run that he should break his contract in order to buy a new mobile phone from the cold caller.
5. Attempting to convince the same person who still doesn't want a TV package or new mobile phone that he should purchase a backup phone in case his current mobile is lost.
I am that person, and this is a true story.
Hi Mr. Hopeful Target, I am giving you a cold call today out of desperation to meet my sales quota at 1.53am to offer you an exclusive package of channels for the television that you don't have!
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