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California married

Living together and doing all acts like a married couple without having been actually married also the man still gets to sleep with other people
Its okay I'm only California married , we can still have fun.
by Ladyvulpine February 19, 2022
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California weather

Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.

Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"

Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
by Reila March 13, 2022
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California Exodus

The "California Exodus" describes this phenomenon where people have moved out of the state of California because of various factors, which include:

a. high cost of living
b. the threat of natural disasters, such as earthquakes, wildfires, and maybe even the Yellowstone volcano in the future
c. COVID restrictions
d. rising crime rates and homelessness

Common destinations for Californian "refugees" include Texas, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, Idaho, and Washington (Washington state, not Washington DC). But a lot of locals living in those states don't like the Californians because they think the Californians will end up bringing their own problems from California to their new homes and ruin their new communities, etc.
Elon Musk has moved to Texas as part of the California Exodus.
by SpicyCuttlefish April 12, 2022
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California

A good place to visit but not live.
guy 1: wanna move to California?
guy 2: ehh its just like southeast Texas but more expensive and more laws...
by BumbleBay April 17, 2022
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Californian Drumset

Basically you and your partner both take a shit and you pick up the two pieces of shit and slap them off of your partners ass while screaming Californian Drumset
tim krul: do you want to do a Californian drumset

bill cosby: yes
by munkey nuts June 12, 2022
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California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.
Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.
by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022
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California campfire

Same as the Colorado campfire. But with two men.
Ken and Dave from San Francisco camping. We both enjoyed our California campfire graham crackers.
by anonymous September 29, 2022
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