Black Cock Pound

A homosexual pornographic parody of Black Hawk Down, starring Ben Ass-lick and Josh Hard-nips.

I went to a stag shop to rent a porno to rent a full length movie such as "E.T. - Extra Testicle" or "Black Cock Pound".

by Leonardo Gambino March 9, 2009

cock block blocker

cock block blocker: Also know as a wingman.

My wingman took care of the cock blocker

by dodgyd May 13, 2005

Reverse Cock Block

A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.

Those guidos were so grinding up on every girl at Webster Hall. A cute girl gravitated towards me and we ended up hooking up. Who would have guessed those creeps would have been a reverse cock block.

by dhun August 29, 2012

cock-o-pops

Tasty cereal mentioned in GTA:San Andreas

Start your day with a mouth full of cock

by Notoriousdoc May 20, 2005

cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007

cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some

Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008