Burning Gonzales

When a male masturbates after touched spicy peppers or food

"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"

by kobi666mf October 2, 2020

burned urinal

The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.

Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!

Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.

Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.

by Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep June 14, 2011

Sophia Burns

The swaggiest, coolest, best person to ever exist, there is no limits to how awesome she is. Her arch nemesis is Livia Brouwer, she is like Sophia but not as cool and swaggy, she is also a blonde.

“Oh that’s just Sophia burns”

by Soophieb123 June 6, 2021

Pine Burn

When having intercourse in a tree,bush, or forest. A pinecone gets inbetween the man and woman and causes a a verry bad burn to the genitals.

"Hey Tom do you want a blowjob?"
"No sally my shaft still has Pine Burn after fucking in the woods."

by riiiiick September 5, 2016

burning slipper

When you rub jalapeños on your condom and the have sex with a girl. Hence the burn

I gave Shari a burning slipper and she screamed loudly

Is that a burning slipper or did you give me an std?

by Habdle July 11, 2015

Burning Bush

When you fuck someone so hard the friction sets the pubes on fire

you gave me a burning bush johnathon!

by johnathon873456 February 21, 2018

iThigh Burn

The result of sitting on the toilet with a hot laptop computer on your lap for too long.

Jenny's constipation and insatiable need to chat on Facebook caused her serious iThigh Burn while she was on the toilet this morning.

by KHigh Radio November 9, 2011