booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.

Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.

by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015

booty fever

Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.

*A group of friends talks over lunch.*

John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."

Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."

Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."

John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."

Max: "It is..."

*pause*

All three, in unison: "Booty fever."

by drunkenuncle December 4, 2015

Booty Cadet

(noun)

(1) Booty Cadet is a person who is overly concerned about others' lives instead of their own. They criticize and tend to point out the shortcomings of an individual; speaking of them with reproach.

(2) A square who is dull and whiny; a lame

(1) Booty Cadet
Bobby: "Man, Matt is such a clown, he thinks he's hot shit. That dude is trash and has a regrettable chest tattoo.
Tyler: "Dude, why are so worried about him? He's making moves you fuckin' booty cadet"
(2)Booty Cadet
Mom: "Joseph, quit being a BOOTY CADET."
Joseph: "A booty cadet!? Man, c'mon!"

by Al1017 December 8, 2015

booty bandito

A person who loves having anal sex more than anything else

He's a booty Bandito

by Jayjizzle January 28, 2016

Booty Munch

An affectionate name to call someone when they're being bothersome.

"Stop poking me, you Booty Munch"

by Chattie Mattie September 3, 2016

booty fork

A plastic fork that has been scratched on the ass by an itchy, booty individual.

I just realized that I ate my salad with a booty fork

by GeorgePorgi June 30, 2016

booty deficiency

The lack of booty at any given time. may lead to severe depression, anxiety, a sense of loss, and maybe even death.

Dude if Jamie doesnt send me a booty pic or let me give her a booty rub soon; Im going to have a booty deficiency.

by Lilkc June 17, 2016