Nice Narrative Niece

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story. Like Cool Story Bro but if the story teller were female.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Female Person B: Nice narrative niece

by juleswf March 11, 2020

nice cock tj

A thing people used to say to CodComedyTJ, a (somewhat) famous streamer that got arrested for talking shit on omegle.

TJ: *Streaming*
Stream Sniper: Hey nice cock tj

by hywaree March 6, 2023

Very big nice

Lukácsi (Luky) László, the neologist's word, that refers to something cool, something pretty nice.

This action is a Very big nice thing

by cspbence February 18, 2020

I'm such a nice guy.

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021

a nice breeze down there

Your dick is out and you feel air passing by it

Last night I felt a nice breeze down there

by gghahshdh June 5, 2017

nice cream guy

A blue rabbit behind a nicecream stand in undertale

Frisk: i would like 2 nicreams!
Nice Cream Guy: Two nice creams coming up!
*hands frisk 2 nice creams*
Nice Cream Guy: Have a nice day!

by Linka Smasher May 30, 2021

nice little tuesday

When you don’t have much to do and decide to start looking up a few sexual innuendos from UD that you can work into your daily conversations.

“69” and “That’s what she said” are hilarious, but they just aren’t fresh anymore. I need to have a nice little Tuesday to up my game and learn some new stuff like “hot tub” and “moose knuckle”.

by Wheezy Peezy June 13, 2023