Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.

"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"

by Ash Catchnun September 19, 2016

bandalena

Badass bitch

Lady that is badass; Bandalena

by Irisonfire December 19, 2016

band hopper

A narcissistic prick who will join a band, leave it and then join another. He or She'll probably do this numerous times before bands start realising this person is just going to abandon them once they hit their peak.

" Did you hear Denis Stoff left Asking Alexandria? "

" Yeah, turns out the dude's just another fucking band hopper. "

by fag9001 March 24, 2017

BAKEDOWN

BakeDown:
Bekdaun/
Verb: bakedown;

When BASIC is broken down to a cellular evolutionary level.

synonyms:HighThoughts; More
tabby, ginger tom, tortoiseshell, marmalade

informal
a malicious or spiteful woman.

verb: bakedown; 3rd person present: bakedown; past tense: bakedown; past participle: bakedown; gerund or present participle: bakedown

Origin
Old English Baketh-Downthe,of Germanic origin; related to Dutch Bakdaun and German Bekdonzer ; reinforced in Middle English by forms from late Latin Bakelitus-Downus .

"The number one bakedown today." ; Internet podcast

by bakedown April 21, 2018

Bandacious

When someone or something is out of order.

"Man! That lesson was hella bandacious! It made no sense!"

by faach the fat dawg May 29, 2018

baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.

Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.

by Mehoku February 28, 2018

Band Bond

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.

Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, what’s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...

by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018