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balls are touching

When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay.
"Its not gay unless the balls touch."

Balls are touching
by Cyphaer April 20, 2007
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low ball

to keep askin for a lower price when buying something from a hustler
hustler: fer 50
buyer: naw how bout 30
hustler: quit tryin to low ball me, fool
by anonymous January 20, 2005
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Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.
Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
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Balls deep

In the literal sense, this means to insert the penis in its entirety into a females vagina, leaving nothing but your balls outside of said vagina.

It can also be used to imply that the action or event was taken to its extreme, with no other possible courses of actions available.
Joe: "Dude I came back to my controller and you were balls deep up in my ass."

Me: "Ahahahahahaha!" *accidently walks off cliff on map Jungle in Black Ops

Person 1: "Dude, we're balls deep in the Middle East now that Obama's president."

Person 2: "Not as deep as I was in your mom last night."

Person 1: "WTF?!"
by The One Who Sees... June 22, 2011
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ball out

To spend a lot of cash, especially at a strip club.
Yo, homes, I got five hundred dollars in ones. Damn, it's time to ball out!
by JLar$on February 23, 2008
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Cannon Ball

Taking a hit of weed, throwing down a shot of hard liquor, and then exhaling your hit. A crowd of people will usually yell "CANNON BALL" while you are in process of taking this shot. Please be warned....this could lead to a very rough night. But in the end, you will be CRUNK! If using Tequilla, it is recommended that you appoligize to all those around you in advance as you will make a scene.
"Hey Mark, wanna take a shot?"

"Yeah, but let me hit this blunt first."

Mark takes a huge hit off the blunt, slams a shot of Tequilla, then exhales and pounds his chest. (In the background, the whole party is yelling CANNON BALL)
by Mark Pearson August 12, 2006
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purple balls

The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off by your computer won't help!

The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).
Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...
by Satan's Cock June 19, 2008
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