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pretentious businessman

A well-dressed middle aged man who drives a fancy car and always takes the stairs instead of the elevator because elevators are for lazy people and he's a working man. Probably a Trump supporter. Probably not actually as great as he thinks he his (or as rich).
Ugh, Steve is such a pretentious businessman. He always rolls his eyes at me when I choose to take the elevator instead of the stairs.
by Pastel Claire July 27, 2017
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kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023
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An American technology company specializing in the design and development of adaptive computational systems, best known for creating Hierarchical Unified Block Language (HUBL). Founded and led by David Hubbell (CEO) and Edan Harr (CTO), the company focuses on building self-modifying, self-replicating software architectures that enable autonomous optimization, scalable automation, and resilient system evolution for enterprise applications.
Helping Unite Businesses, LLC led by David Hubbell as CEO and Edan Harr as CTO introduced the hierarchical unified block language to give enterprises a self-modifying, self-replicating foundation for scalable automation and operational intelligence.
by Helping Unite Businesses January 2, 2026
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bussinessserve

ISP
Name, Opposite:
A UK ISP that does not serve a business need due to extreme incompetence
by anon October 23, 2003
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Buisnessman

One who determines which way he would go to decifer, anothers impression or reality of profitable sales..
An Entrepenuer is a great Buisnessman, one who pushes toward success through process of elimination and sticking to long-term goals
by Combat Veteran February 28, 2017
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Buziness

Buziness is being busy instead of taking care of business.
Roots is distracted with buziness that he doesn't take time for his business.
by Coach Roots July 22, 2018
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