bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015

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Hanging Bat

taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.

"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."

by Timothius91 October 23, 2008

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bat man bat

when bat man got bitten by a radioactive bat

‘woah look it’s bat man bat’

by justanotherbatmanbatenthusiast August 31, 2019

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When you’re about to have sex with a girl, say you’ll brake her like Batman, then proceed to pick her up over your head and drop her, kneeing her in the back as she falls. From there, you proceed to fuck her.

Yo I gave this girl a bat breaker last night, she still hasn’t moved since

by Dirtygrandpa11111 September 30, 2021

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national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023

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