When you encounter misunderstandings with your partner via texting in messengers. This occurs when either one of them communicates wrong or send broken texts or use of offensive words leading to fight and detachment
He is vulnerable to texting battles and finally had decided to uninstall all messenger applications from his smartphone.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 6, 2016
Get the Texting Battlesmug. Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;
Sharpen= lubricate
Battle Oar= one's penis
Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners
Sharpen= lubricate
Battle Oar= one's penis
Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners
Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?
Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)
Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)
Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)
Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)
by Crewman April 29, 2009
Get the Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regattamug. A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
Get the The Pokémon battlemug. Person1:Hey, I need to take a shit
Person1:Oh yeah, i can just sing the fortnite battle pass song while im about to drop a hiroshima in my own house while my kids are in my basement.
Person1:Oh yeah, i can just sing the fortnite battle pass song while im about to drop a hiroshima in my own house while my kids are in my basement.
by Adolf the jew April 20, 2022
Get the fortnite battle passmug. The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. by Geebygeebs January 17, 2015
Get the pigeon battlemug. Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
Get the Siamese Lightsaber Battlemug.