The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).
"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
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by ORIGINALItz_Ghost March 30, 2022
Get the Serena/banana mug.Banana slap is a game meant to be played on road trips in which one gently slaps anyone in the vehicle upon seeing a yellow car. While it may seem simple, "banana slap" is a game with many rules.
1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.
5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.
8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.
5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.
8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
by Lorange101 December 26, 2020
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