apple drop

When you go into someone's room and poop on their floor.

Dan just apple dropped Matt's room.

by Hax0red May 17, 2006

ghetto apple

when you take an apple and make into a weed pipe. steps are as shown. 1. remove the stem and use a knife to cut a bowl shaped cave in the apple that goes about half way down. 2. use a pen and push from the side to make the mouthpiece and pipe
put in the weed and smoke:)when finished smoking eat the apple and get a little bit of a buzz from the resin

Me: Jack you noob you just dropped my pipe in the lake
Jack: its okay dude we can make a ghetto apple
Me: i get to eat it

by farmelo August 2, 2007

apple head

The bulbous head of a male's copulatory organ.

"Thick apple head opens up your clit wider," RZA

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

apple nazi

A fanatical advocate for apples of any kind. Sometimes used synonymously with Mac Nazi.

My apple nazi parents insisted I keep eating one apple a day, so now I use Vista

by MarekV February 24, 2010

CANDY APPLE MAN

A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.

person 1a.

'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.

person 2a.

'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'

both.

'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Apple

A computing company that decided not to conform to the IBM standards, which ultimately ended the mass confusion that was the computer market in the 80s. They proceed to be cocky, and allow nobody to make Apple-compatible computers (called Macintoshes), aside from themselves. Their computers, unlike the X86, can't run a very wide variety of OSes, aside from the Apple brand and a few shades of Linux.
They are also the only computer company in existence nowadays that holds a strong fanbase, consisting mostly of closed-minded biased fanboys. These people will use such moronic arguments as "Windoze freezes soooo much lol!!!!" and "u kant get a virus on a mac!!!!11", acting as though the Windows chain of OSes are the only OSes you can run on an X86. They also consistently flood public places with their Apple propaganda, justifying the fact that they use a computer that is, standard-wise, 20 years behind (they most likely do this because they can't find any other way to occupy themselves on their computer).

Johnny bought a new Apple computer, then proceeded to visit every forum-based site on the internet and praise Apple, while mindlessly bashing those who disagreed with him. Typical Apple fanboy.

by Kulor January 9, 2005

Apple Picking

When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.

Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...

by Nyker2000 September 19, 2012