Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

Apple Jackin

The act of grabbing or smacking an apple bottom booty

"Yo, You see that girl over there wit tha Apple Bottom."

"Hell yea, tht butt sho is ripe dawg, Im finned to go ova there and do sum APPLE JACKIN."

by Mr. Apple Jack March 5, 2008

Apple

An overrated company which makes Phones, Tablets, Etc.

I just got my new apple product that I just wasted a bunch of money on!

by Jerjbuk January 27, 2013

apple tits

A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree.

"Hey man, did you see those apple tits over there?"
"I wouldn't eat that pie."

by chynadoll February 17, 2008

apple

a boner for girls

“i have a huge apple from seeing that boy”
“i know right, he’s hot”

by appleapplesnapplesnapplebad November 3, 2019

Applesexual

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

by Teesmallz February 25, 2021

groin apples

Plain and simple......BALLS

Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!!

by Mr.JJM August 23, 2006