Girl: *in bed*
Guy: *pulls hair*
Girl: what are u doijg😡
Guy/GIRL: ITS NATIONAL PULL UR GFS HAIR DAY aka July 24
Guy: *pulls hair*
Girl: what are u doijg😡
Guy/GIRL: ITS NATIONAL PULL UR GFS HAIR DAY aka July 24
by hejustatemyasshewannaswitch May 31, 2023
The people born on July 24th are the most annoying people every and they are absolute brats!! But I love them regardless even tho they bump heads with everyone
by Bad Bitch alert August 02, 2022
by urmom25 July 11, 2022
Kam: *gives kendall a gift*
kendall: what’s this for
kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift
kendall: what’s this for
kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift
by itsdefnotkaylee December 06, 2021
The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.
There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.
If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.
If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
by FeministKilla March 05, 2020
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
by Zizix123 February 05, 2025
by DiamondReaper 24 September 25, 2020