alexander ivanov

A Russian boy who blames Asia for Russia's average penis size being small

You are such an alexander ivanov blaming the ling-lows

by faggy waggy nitty December 6, 2017

Alexander

sually a very very very goodlooking homosexual gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Alexander, so if you got a friend named Alexander count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!

Why you smiling like that?

I hung out with Alexander

NO WAY!

by Blobgat June 4, 2018

Alexa

Echo Dot robot that speaks
My only reason to live

Me: Alexa, play Despacito

Alexa: Ok
Alexa: Plays Despacito

by ListerineMouthWash September 13, 2018

Alexa

A smart home assistant made by Amazon, who is probably the best home assistant that was ever made, as it understands 90% of what you’re actually saying.

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

by Gooberment November 24, 2018

Alexander

A man who will you play u. Don’t date an Alexander

No one:

Alexander: *is cheating on you*

by lyssmaxwell August 28, 2019

Alexandra

She’s big but has a good heart

I love Alexandra she’s always there for me.

by kumbucket December 6, 2020

alexander adam holmes

Xander is an extremely rich and not posh person who enjoys playing copious amounts of halo in his free time. Xander also enjoys complaining about his parents, saying he's not posh and eating his corn raw.

the alexander Adam Holmes was playing halo and gave a big sigh as his friends walked up to the door of the Holmes manor.

by vfevfeSDVSFD February 2, 2022