Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.

This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.

by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020

Asshole Motorboating

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.

Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!

by kitlinski September 28, 2020

Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank

I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!

by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020

asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021