Commonly used in the river industry, the Banana Towboat consists of penetrating a woman that you hate from behind, giving her a cream pie, shoving a banana in her ass and throwing her off of a barge.
"Man, that chick is really hot, but she's such a bitch."
"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."
"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."
by FB Update Update August 16, 2011
by stream wallss October 30, 2020
An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.
by StiffBanana January 25, 2018
A gimmicky and/or useless tool.
If you are thinking you'd like me to review your fantastic new banana peeler, I invite you to please fuck off.
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by varu_nasolu September 13, 2019
A Hamptonese word for a personal assistant, as a personal assistant would peel and banana for their boss if asked to do so
by HamptonLiving January 17, 2012
The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes
Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?
Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt
Me: it did... alot...
Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt
Me: it did... alot...
by Kim Jong Senpai February 13, 2017
The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.
I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.
Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
by jarf May 27, 2013