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Laurening

1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 16, 2014
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Lauren

The warmest, nicest, cutest, sexiest, most fun and amazing human being to ever grace this planet. She lights up any room she walks into, and literally everyone that meets her loves her. She names her plants and her stuffed animals, and gives great massages. She loves dogs just as much as you do, and she’s an amazing cuddler. She doesn’t know it, but she’s really the strongest person you know. You’re obsessed enough with her that you write Urban Dictionary definitions of her name when you’re high. You love her to the moon and back. You can’t wait to see her next weekend.
I love you, Lauren
by westcoastboy November 22, 2021
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Lauren Hookway

The little girl with the huge heart,

this girl may be far from perfect and believe me she knows it, although sometimes she may act as a bit of a bitch, this is the one girl that will help you no matter what. This is the one girl you can trust with your life, she may not be the beautiful'est on the outside, but on the inside she's all gold.
Person1# who the fuck does she think she is?

Person 2# shes Lauren Hookway
by Earth. August 6, 2012
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Lauren

At lassie is such a Lauren X O
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Lauren

A girl who might be hot, but You probably hate them because they are so stupid. They usually hold grudges over small things for a very long time.
Damn Lauren is hot, but she makes me question why I don’t end it.
by Sleepy joe April 12, 2020
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Ralph Lauren

A company that is known for their quality and prestige. However, has recently been sending its stuff to outlets (which brings down the reputation). They also have a wide variety of stuff, from casual shirts, to button down vests, and dress shirts.
The man was wearing a Azul blue Ralph Lauren vest to the job interview.
by Happy facer boi March 20, 2022
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Lauren The Kool Kid

She dat type of person in class that everyone can just vibe with no matter who you are she a REAL vibe
Hey that new kid must be a Lauren The Kool Kid
by wee tod February 7, 2020
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