An olive bar is a peaceful area in which one's (or many) testicles are tossed in another's mouth and enjoyed thoroughly. An olive bar might be a bedroom, small dark closet, a humid car parked peacefully at night among the woods overlooking a waterfall.
First documented example was in Great Britain 1789:
Sir Richard Cumunherbach III- "I see that your face is lacking a penis to sit upon it m'lady. Would you, by chance, like to come to my home, enjoy a nice sit in my steam room, and enjoy a nice olive bar?"
Sir Richard Cumunherbach III- "I see that your face is lacking a penis to sit upon it m'lady. Would you, by chance, like to come to my home, enjoy a nice sit in my steam room, and enjoy a nice olive bar?"
by Richard Cumunherbach III May 24, 2019
When something is repeatedly ironic to an exaggerated degree, that it's as if you're being hit by the irony again and again. Not actually a physical iron bar.
While we were reading 'Othello', Shakespeare would not quit hitting us over the head with the irony bar!
by lstar September 07, 2012
by BlackSalami69XXX November 04, 2016
by pedo.phileee October 06, 2020
When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.
I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar
by Damo the Leb April 09, 2019
by Dinosaur Pie November 19, 2016
by nick December 14, 2004