23andme

A DNA testing company that claims they can figure out your ancestry by performing research on your saliva. In a way, though, it has actually caused more harm than good, because people mainly use it to feel more cool about themselves. It's also mainly used by white people who want to see if they're part non european, so they can show all of their friends how cool and diverse they are. In reality, though, their friends just think they're libtards who can't come to terms with the fact that they're just white. And black people usually laugh their asses off (in private) when their white friends show them their results that have extremely low percentages of African, yet still act excited about it.

White friend: look, dude, on 23andme it says I'm 2% african. I guess that means I can now say the n word, get into college easier, and I can also be sad because now I know my ancestors were actually slaves.
Black friend: Shut up cracker.

by Obama9999 January 22, 2020

239

the gayest, scenest, lamest, boring-est, most fucked up, drama filled city in the entire universe. everyone here thinks they're famous if some asshole types their name on a hate site. entire city revolves around myspace and shows. everyone's always fucked up on something, unless you're SUPER scene, and 'straight edge.'

Get me the fuck out of the 239.

by Prisoner. February 21, 2009

July 23rd

National your mad gay day 🏳️ 🌈

July 23rd isYour mad gay day if. your birthday I support u 🏳️ 🌈

by Annoymoist November 2, 2019

231

An area code in Northern Lower Peninsula of Michigan.

Characterized by a population that can not order numbers correctly.

A form of Michigan dyslexia.

Did you hear that guy count to 10, must be a 231.

by scanner1 June 5, 2011

233

Laugh out loud

You have not finished your work that is due today 233

by Small Black March 26, 2019

239

Area code for Ft. Myers, Florida. The city is home to the rapper Plies and football star Deion Sanders. It is often used as the punchline of jokes based upon the fact that there is little to do in the city. The 239 area code covers the Ft. Myers, Cape Coral, Sanibel, Captiva, Bonita, Lehigh, LaBelle, and Alva areas of Southwest Florida.

Yo dat nigga from the 239

by 239 Ballaaaaaaa July 23, 2007

January 23rd

A BAD BITCHES BIRTHDAY 🤪🕺🏽💋.

Friend : Hey when’s your birthday ?
Me : January 23rd a bad bitches birthday 😂!

by Money but 123057292 October 27, 2019