by KushXDlol May 8, 2018
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He knew as soon as "Love Train" by the O'Jays started playing that it was time for a platinum shower.
by Team Dominate October 12, 2011
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Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.
by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 28, 2005
Get the puerto rican shower mug.A water-friendly alternative to a shower perfected by the Pakistani community. Instead of washing one's self when extremely sweaty and/or dirty, the individual simply uses toilet paper as a towel, then sprays deoderant in the hope of disguising their smell and never having to properly clean themselves. The odour is never completely masked, and the smellier the paki, the more highly regarded they are by their bretheren.
(After playing football all lunch)
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"
Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"
Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"
by Dushe June 12, 2008
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Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."
Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"
Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"
Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"
Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"
Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"
Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"
Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"
Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"
Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008
Get the No Shower No Shave Sundays mug.when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body
by thaboiacrossthastreet November 9, 2009
Get the mexican shower mug.Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.
When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.
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