eye-jam

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.

Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.

by boodism April 11, 2011

The Eye of the Phoenix

The Eye Of The Phoenix is a source of Magic. It slowly drains the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains. This warning I give to you for I am the Eye of the Phoenix and all who stand in my path will slowly be abolished.

Hey guys I just used my The Eye Of The Phoenix to slowly drain the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains.

by DrLinden September 28, 2018

eye bogies

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.

'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'

by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

Brock eyes

Noun; adjective, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd; verb, Brock-eye, Brock-eyeing, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd

1. The facial expression one involuntarily assumes after smoking marijuana in which the eyes appear to others and feel by the user continuously squinted due to periorbital edema and congested corneal blood vessels, appearing similar to the face of Brock of the Pokémon series.
2. To stare with Brock eyes while high, often for long periods of time at a single object such as a television screen, or at nothing in particular.

Stoner 1: Dude... You have some serious Brock eyes.
Stoner 2: Yeah man; I am so blazed...

Stoner 1: I gotta go to work; do I look baked?
Stoner 2: Yeah dude... You're Brock-eye'd.

Stoner 1: Where's Tanner?
Stoner 2: He's still in the living room watching everyone play GTA. He's been doing nothing but smoking and Brock-eyeing the TV all day.

by DRIFTDOLL November 12, 2013

frog eye

A name for male camel toe

He's pants were to tight and he got frog eye

by dyl boss November 5, 2015

Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010

Ghost eyes

A webcomic about a 15 year old bisexual kid who is possessed by a demon eater. Go read it now.

“What’s your favorite webcomic?”

“Ghost eyes by mr circus papa.”

by Nytheriizz January 27, 2023