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A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj
Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Joe Swan

Man born with a rare penis condition known as “Parabolic Penile Dysfunction
Yo dick reminds me of Joe Swan. That shit fucked up.
by 73736182)63682 November 24, 2018
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joe smizer

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.
Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.
by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018
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Joe Durst

Short and stocky, yet manly and attractive. Most women like him but are threatened by his disproportionate biceps. He is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ (Mormon) and his dad is a famous politician.
I hopped in the Honda Fit with my good friend Joe Durst.
by Sickest dopest guy October 6, 2021
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joe gloves

a rugged, old looking pair of fingerless gloves. preferably green or brown. also known as hobo gloves. must have at least two tears or rips. very attractive when following the style of clothing that is grunge.
" i just bought a new pair of joe gloves! although my fingertips are cold , im happy to look so homeless and beautiful."
by gio.cobain February 1, 2010
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Frosted Joe

Ordering a Wendy's Frosty, then giving a man a blowjob whilst having the frosty in your mouth.
I gave Gary a Frosted Joe in the Walmart Parking lot right next to the new Wendys.
by HomoSnail September 20, 2016
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Piper Joe

To partake in smoking a cone/bowl through a bong/pipe/etc.
Ugh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?
by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008
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