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The Great Australian Wanker

Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote?

Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.

Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
by Actual Ltd. October 16, 2023
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Walter Mitty

A person who claims to be special forces but really isnt
Homeless Walter mitty with uniform: Can ya spare some change.
Random man: Fuck off you disgrace
by Gryuhdyiokjgd Jkoifyogsd January 21, 2018
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an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia
Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.
by yorrick hunt June 9, 2008
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day walkers

People with red hair, but do not have freckles or light skin pigment, also known as non-gingers. Coined by South Park in the 9th season.
Lucille Ball and Kyle from South Park are day walkers.
by Ron Farber November 13, 2005
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wii-wacker

In the same likeleness as a button-masher: one who has no skill in a video game so they just hit alot of buttons, wii-wacker refers to one who has no skill in a wii game, so they just swing the wii-mote around like a weed-wacker.
"She is is such a wii-wacker when she plays Wii Tennis"
by Eric Thortsen December 11, 2006
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Dirty Walter

1 - (verb) This occurs when a woman insists on her male partner to wear a condom against his wishes. He agrees to her request, but during sex he pretends to play with his testicles & secretly slides the condom off. After he climaxes inside of her he quickly rolls off and makes a quick trip to the bathroom to dispose of the evidence.
Did she make you wear a rubber? She thought so.. ha ha, but I gave her the Dirty Walter.
by Ft Campbell July 20, 2008
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wanker beanie

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.
by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004
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