Cock lock

When ones jaw gets locked from sucking dick for long periods of time.

Brooke sucked Brian's cock for so long last night, she woke up with cock lock and couldn't talk.

by Roscoe pecoal train October 19, 2025

head up and locked

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.

Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.

by barber of seville May 17, 2021

lung lock

The super tight feeling in your chest after a fat bong rip.

Oof that was a fat rip, lung lock just set in.

by Chinston Wurchill VI December 31, 2023

Goldy Locks

Two fingers and a thumb….

That’s a good goldy locks grip you got there.

by Popemedic December 15, 2021

lock crash

when you're locking in but crashing out the same time

when you don't know whether or not to lock in or crash out so you do both. lock crash

by miinnssuuggaa June 25, 2025

Flossy Lock

an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!

football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!

by Quaffee May 16, 2010

throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.

Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.

by Orionnoir August 7, 2015