Me

A dumb person who should kill them self and slit

My mom: GO CUT URSEKF
me: I already did.....
Mom: UGH DISGRACE

by Jfkfjx September 17, 2020

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

by Dia ;) February 13, 2021

Excuse me everybody

This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.

“EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
-JayCarnicom DAP

by Maybe I can’t say that… January 15, 2025

where'd you find that picture of me

When an image/video/meme is so relatable that you just can't help but see yourself in it. The joke is that even though you aren't in it, you could be given how much you relate.

*picture of someone being very uncool*
Comments: damn where'd you find that picture of me

by rollingburrito October 13, 2023

excuse me

something joshua says

joshua; excuse me what
people around him; ok josh

by Imalitttlegirl May 30, 2020

Leave me alone type shift

When the girls all want you to shake your dreads so you have to tell them to leave you alone type shift.

Ex: All the girls wanted Dae-ho to shake is dreads but he had other needs to attend to so he said, "Ladies, leave me alone type shift."

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Fuck me gamergirl

A gamer girl CUNT that make posts for random games they dont even have (usually on xbox) entering nothing but a ❤️, 😘 or some other flirty emoji just because they are “girls”( or a catholic priest on a Saturday afternoon,you know, a kid diddler ), this is why there is a #genderdoesntmatter or #dontcareifyouragirl
**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**

Brian: Hey Keagan you see this girl called XxloveyoubabyxX?

Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?

Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post

Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.

by Evilerskull January 6, 2019