woah was me...

wow; really?; thought i knew it all

*you are talking to a guy that you have "history" with (a good friend), you think you know him completely...*

when you look at his phone, you see that he has a sex positions app. SURPRISE.

girl- "woah was me..."
guy- "what"
girl- "really...a sex positions app???

by yep, it came as a surprise November 29, 2011

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

stohmee bwordlyd iosn cgeo ntnoal dr omlel me

All star but you have combined the sentences

Somebody once told me + the world is gonna roll me = "stohmee bwordlyd iosn cgeo ntnoal dr omlel me"

by TAKM December 17, 2019

They really annoy me

When you are angry you need to blame someone you say “they really annoy me they really really do” you are blaming black people

Bro: they really annoy me
You: yeah they really really do

by Monkey man 19999 June 4, 2022

Its above me

It is a nice way for service people to say 'I dont give a fuck'

"Can you send me the papper work"
"Its above me"

by LAaylani June 3, 2019

me

me. the hottest and sexiest motherfucker to ever exist on this planet, the ground literally shakes so much from my phat juicy ass that ppl think 37 volcanoes are erupting. my music taste is better than yours and my clothing taste is better than your little sweatpants babe. i got every gender falling for me that’s how hot and fuckable i am 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

me, i am so fucking sexy

by im so fucking sexy November 28, 2021

Pic-me-up

A pic of you for your boo.

Robert: I’m having a rough day.

Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?

Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.

Alexis: Check your inbox.

Robert: Babe! I love you.

Alexis: And I you.

by Brothaontheinside November 21, 2020