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Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head
“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome
by JimmyJimmersonThe6th September 28, 2025
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Empty Screen Syndrome

The anxious paralysis that strikes when a student or professional stares at a blank screen, unsure how to begin a task—especially when AI tools are available but ethical use is unclear. Often triggered by perfectionism, decision fatigue, or fear of misusing technology.
He stared at the Canvas assignment page for 20 minutes, then Googled ‘how to start a paper.’ Classic Empty Screen Syndrome.
by Briton Phillip October 1, 2025
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New Vegas Syndrome

When one games community has an overwhelming sense of superiority over the other games in the series/other versions of the game, and will take any chance to slander the other games.

Most commonly seen with Fallout: New Vegas fans and Minecraft Java Edition players.
"Fallout 3 is the worst game in the series, New Vegas shits on it in every way" (guy with new vegas syndrome)
"this is a Skyrim video" (other guy who likes another fallout game more)
by annmaoclarcaris October 5, 2025
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Free Palestine Syndrome

A delusional disorder typified by Holocaust inversion, terrorism apologetics, and primeval Islamic Jew hate which is highly contagious among Western liberals. Social media exacerbates the symptoms. There is no known treatment.
In my Middle Eastern Studies course in college, I mentally masturbated till my brain turned into a Penistine and blew a hot sticky load of Akbar up my own ass. In other words, I now suffer from “Free Palestine Syndrome” (also known as “Palestine Liberation Syndrome”)
by Helmut_1 October 8, 2025
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Obey The Walrus Syndrome

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.
Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.
by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025
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slang gray syndrome

Somebody even do as little as virtually access world of dirty word through network connection to see world of adults and maybe go into sad stinky boo boo land full of demon
Dirty animal name of Satan and God suffer slang gray syndrome understand all sad pipes full a doo doo.
by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025
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Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation
Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it
by B_witched9 October 13, 2025
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