Put a book in your hand.

A saying used by people (parents mostly) to control someone else (usually, their children).

Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."

by wild_prairie_gal December 19, 2008

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Get your eyebrows moist

To wetten ones eyebrows.

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".

by Eyebrow January 13, 2014

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Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

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have you bumped your head?

It essentially means you have you lost your mind? or it can be used to express your hatred or dislike for a particular activity or person, similar to kms.

"Moe's is better than Chipotle."
"Have you bumped your head?!?"
or

"This traffic makes me want to bump my head."

or
"Help! I have bumped my head and I can't get up!"

by colls42 December 4, 2013

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