dirty pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.

"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"

by Mister Hat April 19, 2007

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Dirty Schneider

The Act in which one re-uses a condom two or more times.

Verb; To pull a dirty schneider
Noun; Thats one dirt schneider
adjective; that jacket is so DS!

by Dave Wilcox November 24, 2006

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Big Dirty

Any amount of cocaine

Let's do a Big Dirty before the concert

by --Mick-- November 21, 2005

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Dirty ken

A dirty Ken is where a man goes over to his gran house and while she's lying in bed clean the house and organise her cupboards in a nonchalantly manner causing her to wake in surprise at her tydy home thanks to her grandchild

Just went and did a dirty Ken on my nan

by Kymru March 28, 2020

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Dirty Josh

A dirty Josh is a man in his early 40s who Actively acts like he’s still a teenager, also tries to be active with teenagers. A dirty Josh does not shower for 3 to 4 weeks (Who knows how he takes care of his foreskin ) also wearing the same clothes, socks, underwear, etc.… He will steal things from you and claim that he was in The Navy special ops division, tent city, a medical doctor, also a Chippendale’s dancer. He lives off his mothers money who lives many states away who usually just orders him pizza. He will eat everything out of your fridge even expired food. The smell that comes off of him is some thing like you wouldn’t believe.

Girl: did you see dirty Josh over there?
Other girl: yes I could smell him coming from a block away thank God I am over 21.
Girl well I’m still 17 maybe he’s got something great to offer… Just kidding

by sandvag May 18, 2021

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